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What is LubberNet?
LubberNet is a laboratory concerned primarily with the proliferation of highly
multifarious combinatoric mutations of love, piracy and fine literature. Right!?
1 1/2 TB gelatin 2 cups cold water 1/2 Tea Spoon Salt Dash of pepper and paprika 1 1/2 Cooked Turkey (Cut!) 1 cup cold cooked rice 3/4 cup celery (CUT!!) 1 TB pickle relish 1 TB other relish 1 TB just plain relish 1 cup stuffed olives 1/4 cup pecans 2 sprigs of parsley 2/3 cup Mayonnaise 1/2 cup Commercial Sour Cremé
Soften gelatin in cold water. Wait for it to cry. Set in pan. It dissolves.
Stir in salt and paprika. Lightly kill celery in blender.
Put chopped turkey, celery and rice in a mixing bowl. Let them think about it.
Process the olives and pecans until they are indescriminate.
Add to turkey.
Stir in the pickle relish. Dribble in the other relish.
Pour the gelatin into the Glass Container.
Add the Mayonnaise and Commercial Sour Cremé. Cover until smooth.
Add the parsely. Process until it gets what it deserves.
Set plain relish aside. Who needs it?
Fold the mixture into turkey.
Put the Folded Object into an 8 x 8 x 2 Bundt Cake Pan of Your Choice.
Chill. Chill until firm.
Keep chilling.
Cut into squares and serve on crisp Greens.
Don't forget to kill his wife first, because he's married.